I suppose I ought to post a flagrantly uplifting piece once in a while, just so y'all know I'm not opposed to such a thing. Consulting the April Ensign (I do subscribe), I stumbled on a story by Elder Charles Didier, "The Church: A Community of Saints." He contrasts his family's experience, in the 1950s, in a large Christian congregation with many worshippers ("[W]e didn't say a word to each other during the services, and the priest did everything. My church involvement was less than an hour only once each week.") with what his family found when, as visitors, they first attended their local Mormon congregation:
The meetings were held in a rented house, where the dining room had been transformed into a meeting hall. Before the meeting, the adults chatted amiably and seemed to enjoy being together. The attendance at our first meeting was only 12 to 15, including the five members of our family!
Does that experience sound familiar? I think most of us have been part of a small or very small congregation a time or two, whether as regular participants or just as visitors on vacation or during job travel. While services I have attended in various suburban LDS congregations sort of blur together in an unremarkable trail of spotty memories, I think some of my most memorable Sundays have been attending church in the overseas equivalents of Smallville branches, something like the branch described by Elder Didier.
Once while overweekending in the islands during a two-week job assignment, I took a taxi over to the local LDS branch on Sunday. Nice little LDS building with outdoor basketball courts that attracted youth from all over town on weekday evenings. At the Sunday meeting, a young lady who spoke got about three minutes into her talk, then flat out fainted and collapsed right there at the stand. That was it for about twenty minutes while people fussed over her. Just dehydration I think. Then they split up for quorums. The men and boys all met together as one group for the lesson. The leader of the meeting asked me to give the lesson. Huh? Quick tip on island life: The definition of an expert is anyone from off-island. So I played the hand I was dealt and gave a nice impromptu lesson, told them what a beautiful place it was to visit, called up smiling deacons in white shirts as props to illustrate the usual gospel points, etc. They loved it. In the islands, church just sort of happens.
In Sweden, the branch met in a small chapel with gorgeous natural pine woodwork adorning the chapel. I couldn't understand a word of the service -- it was wonderful. The hymns mean more when attending a foreign language congregation, being the only part of the service you can really connect with. Knowing the tune and the parts, you can even sing along in a completely unknown language as long as the lyrics are phonetic enough. And when Sacrament Meeting is over in that branch, no one gets up. They all just sit there, then begin chatting a bit, then one or two people get up, and about ten minutes later someone finally wheels in a chalkboard and maybe a lesson commences. Nothing at all like the impatient scurrying around that follows in the wake of "Amen" in your friendly local US ward.
So for all the small branches in distant places that sometimes struggle to hold things together month to month or even one meeting to the next, we salute you. And when we are in town, we'll come to church on Sunday and share a thought or a hymn or a talk or a lesson.



In one of my mission areas, we covered a branch at the North Rim of the Grand Canyon. It was pretty much a branch for LDS tourists and for members who worked there. One of the high councillors was the branch president. My companion and I would go down every so often to help out with the sacrament. One time, a father and his teen aged son passed the sacrament: t-shirts, shorts, sandals and all. It was a bit surreal.
We've also attended church at the Swift Current Branch a few times. The last time we went, they decided to dispense with priesthood and Relief Society meetings because there weren't very many people. The entire Primary was our children and the daughter of one of the counsellors. They even had birthday cake afterward for a branch member.
Posted by: Kim Siever | Mar 28, 2006 at 06:54 AM
Of course, the actual church that the Kent family attended in Smallville is Methodist. (Here's an interesting site documenting the religious affiliation of Superman and other comic book characters.)
Posted by: DKL | Mar 28, 2006 at 07:35 AM
When I started high school our branch had three consistently active young men--a priest, a teacher, and a deacon. We had a running joke of sorts that it were a good thing our ages were appropriately spaced so we could cover all the Aaronic functions. Then my family moved, leaving the priest without a YM president, teacher, or deacon.
Posted by: Edje | Mar 28, 2006 at 10:06 AM
My parents go to church everywhere they holiday (and they holiday a lot, my dad being retired). They have been to church in many places in Europe: the Canary Islands, Majorca, the Channel Islands etc. They really enjoy it. This would make a nice photo-blog btw: small branches around the world.
Posted by: Ronan | Mar 28, 2006 at 11:07 AM
We started a branch (illegally, but then later got permission) with one existing member and 3 ladies who were baptized. It was struggle to keep things going....btw the branch now has over 100 active members and their own chapel.
Posted by: don | Mar 28, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Dave, Your post reminded me of one of my own missionary experiences. I was assigned with four other elders and two sisters to a city named Treinta y Tres in Uruguay. There was a small town about 10 or so miles outside the city, called Isla Patrulla where one set of Elders would go to each Saturday, and spend the night. They would conduct Sunday services for the handful (at times two or three) members who lived out there. They actually had a very small but actual chapel the Church had built. The elders had to walk a dirt road out there each week and had to hope for a ride, which usually came along. A striking contrast in meeting reality between Southern California and South America--but an unforgetable experience recalled even decades later.
Posted by: Guy Murray | Mar 28, 2006 at 10:17 PM
I live in the Aleutian Islands on Dutch Harbor/Unalaska. The branch here is still under the Anchorage mission as part of the Alaska Bush District which consists of branches from the Aleutians to the Northern Slope (a distance of well over 1000 miles) including the communities of Nome, Bethel, Dillingham, and Barrow (to name a few). Our district high council speakers call in to a conference line every third sunday and we listen to a black box. Our district conferences are similar, each branch calling in to the conference line; speakers speaking from their respective rented buildings, owned buildings, or houses turned church.
On average, we have 15 to 20 individuals in attendance (depending on fishing season and how many LDS fisherman are in port passing through). My family makes up 1/3 of the attendees.
One of the main differences I've noticed between the bush branch and mainstream ward is the testimony meetings. Everyone in attendance as a rule participates (including children) and the testimonies tend to be hard; born of true comittment (most of us come from checkered or fallen backgrounds having made our way back through dilligence and soul changing experiences).
Besides the missionaries, no one attends in a suit--bush Alaskan style church attire we call it; denim skirts, jeans, sweaters or sweatshirts, fleece jackets and vests, muddy boots or shoes with fish guts sprayed on them, beards, tattoos and scars from fish gear or hard labor.
We rarely get visitors; except the occassional member of the mission presidency or district presidency. We meet for two hours on Sunday; sacrament and priesthood/Relief Society (together). This is the only place I've lived where the priesthood out numbers the sisters.
I've learned the true nature of conversion out here; what it means to belong to a congregation and mean it. Can't say I look forward to the day when we leave and go back to a big ward.
Posted by: Brad | Mar 30, 2006 at 12:21 PM
Thanks for the touching comments, folks. Seriously. Brad, keep that branch in shape. If the bird flu wipes out the North America, your isolated branch might have to rebuild the Church. Definitely keep the casual dress thing for LDS 2.0.
Posted by: Dave | Mar 31, 2006 at 12:40 AM