How many houses do you have?

Probably not as many as John McCain. Of course, that depends on the meaning of the term "John McCain," as pointed out at The Right Coast:

Senator McCain recently embarrassed himself by being unable to remember how many houses he had. Most of us cannot sympathize with somebody who answers this question with something like "uh, five?" since we consider ourselves lucky to have one and aren't likely to forget so manageable a unit. But this doesn't, strictly speaking, make McCain rich.

It is not McCain who is rich, but his wife, Cynthia, the heiress to a large Budweiser distributorship fortune.

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[fifthgen]

I cannot sympathize with somebody whose spouse has five, give or take, houses.